英语笑话大全爆笑长

英语笑话大全爆笑长一：

In the side of the bank, there is a crossroads, is the only way that I go home every evening, I drove the car home with the three-year-old daughter, came to the embankment(路堤), from afar, I saw a few traffic lights are out, the crossroads were in bad traffic light red, yellow, green light, all the bright backdrop in a sunset, is truly beautiful. I quickly called my daughter to enjoy this rare beauty: "Honey, see, is it not very pretty in front of all the traffic lights lamp light?"Daughter look and said: "Wow! Is nice! Who are they repaired them?"

英语笑话大全爆笑长二：

A father said to his sons: "Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it?"The oldest son replied: "Father, I'll eat it all!"The father then said: "Tomorrow I'm going to butcher a pig. Who is going to eat it?"The same son answered: "Father, I'll eat it all!"The father added: "Tomorrow, we are going to plough the field. Who is going to plough?"The oldest son answered again: "It's always me, always me. Now it's someone else's turn to volunteer!"

英语笑话大全爆笑长三：

In order to prove the harmful effect of alcohol,the teacher put a bug into a glass filled with alcohol, soon the bug teacher asked a student, "What does this show?"The student answered, "It shows that people won't get parasites if they drink more alcohol."

为了证明酒精对生物的危害，老师把一只虫子放入装有酒精的杯子里，虫子很快就死了。老师问一个学生：“这说明了什么?”学生答道：“说明人多喝酒，就不会长虫子。”