逗趣集锦英语笑话
生活中难免会有不开心的时候,这些时候,我们可以看一些精彩的英语笑话,今天我们就一起来欣赏逗趣集锦英语笑话吧!
逗趣集锦英语笑话
A story around campus has it that a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: "Mom-flunked all courses. Kicked out of school, Prepare Pop."
Two days later he received a response: "Pop prepared. Prepare yourself."
在校园里广为流传着这样一个故事:有一次,一个学生给他的父母发了一封电报,上面写道:“妈妈,我的功课没有一门及格的,我已经被学校开除了,请爸爸做好准备。”
过了两天,这个学生收到回电:“爸爸已经准备好了,你自己也做好准备吧!”
逗趣集锦英语笑话
There were three professors at the railway station. They were deep in conversation. The train had just arrived, but they did not notice it. Then the guard shouted, "Take your seats, please!"
The professors heard the guard and rushed for the train. Two of them got on the train before it moved. The third one was left behind. It was Professor Egghead. He looked worried.
One of the professor's students was at the station. He tried to comfort the professor. "It wasn't really bad, sir," said the student. "Two out of three caught the train. That's quite good, you know." "I know," the professor said. "But it was my train. My friends only came to say goodbye."
三个教授在站台上等火车。他们正在全神贯注地谈话。火车进站了,可是他们都没有注意到。这个时候,列车员喊道:“请上车了!”
教授们听到后飞快地向火车跑去。其中的两个刚登上去,火车就开了。最后一个名叫埃哈德的教授没有赶上火车,看起来非常焦虑。
教授的一个学生也在车站等车,他尽力安慰着教授:“先生,这还不是很糟,你们中有两个人已经赶上了火车。要知道,这已经很好了。”“我明白,”教授说,“但是要赶火车的是我,他们只是来为我送行的。”
逗趣集锦英语笑话
A rich Paris banker begged a well-known artist to do a little thing for his album. The artist did the little thing and asked a million francs.
“Why, it only took you five minutes to do it,” said the banker.
“Yes,” replied the artist, “but it took me thirty years to learn how to do it in five minutes.”
一位很富有的巴黎银行家恳求一位著名的画家为自己画一张小画。画家画完之后,向他收取一百万法郎的'报酬。
“为什么?你仅用了5分钟的时间。”银行家说。
“是的,”画家回答,“可是我用了30年的时间才学到这5分钟里所做的事。”
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