英文笑话

Two Pieces of Cake

Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?

Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!

两块蛋糕

汤姆：妈妈，我可以吃两块蛋糕吗?

妈妈：当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧!

After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date.

和相亲对象呆了一晚上后，男人再也受不了了。

Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave.

他事先安排了个朋友给他打电话，这样他就能借故先离开了。

When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."

当他回到桌边，他垂下眼睛，装出一副阴沉的'表情，说：“有个不幸的消息，我的祖父刚刚去世了。”

"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"