他们很忙英语笑话
One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered.
"May I speak to your parents? "
"They're busy. "
"Oh. Is anybody else there? "
"The police. "
"Can I speak to them?"
"They're busy. "
"Oh. Is anybody else there? "
"The firemen. "
"Can I speak to them? "
"They're busy. "
"So let me get this straight -- your parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but they're all busy? What are they doing?"
"Looking for me. "
电话铃响了,小男孩接了电话。
“请你父母听电话好吗?”
“他们很忙。”
“噢,那家里还有其他人吗?”
“还有警察。”
“我可以和他们说话吗?”
“他们很忙。”
“那还有其他人吗?”
“还有消防员。”
“我可以和他们说话吗?”
“他们也很忙。”
“请直接告诉我——你的父母、警察和消防员都在你家,但他们都很忙,他们到底在干什么?”
“在找我。”
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