儿童英语笑话故事
Boxing and Running
Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, "This is a tough world, so I’m teaching my boy to fight."
Friend: "But suppose he comes up against someone much bigger than he is, who’s also been taught how to box."
Dan: "I’m teaching him how to run, too."
拳击和赛跑
丹在教他的儿子怎样拳击。他告诉他的朋友:“这是一个粗暴的世界,所以我要教我的儿子怎么去拼搏。”
朋友:“如果他碰上的对手是一个比他高大,健壮而且也会拳击的人怎么办?”
丹:“我也会教他怎么样赛跑呢。”
Make your fortune
"How did you make your fortune?"
"I became the partner of a rich had the money and I had the experience."
"How did that help?"
"Now he has the experience and I the money."
计划你的将来
“你是怎么计划你的.将来的?”
“我变成一个富人的合伙人,他有钱,我有经验。”
“那有什么用?”
“现在他有经验了,我有钱。”
awyers
A drunk stands up in a bar and shouts, "All Lawyers are scumbags". Another drunk stands up and yells, "Hey, I resent that remark". The first drunk yells. "Why are you a lawyer". "No", said the second drunk, "I’m a scumbag".
一喝醉了的人在一声酒吧呼喊,"所有的律师都是无赖" 。 另外的一个喝醉了的人站起来而且大叫,"嗨,我反对那一个评论". 开始的喝醉者大叫。 " 为什么你是一位律师?". "没有", 说那第二的喝醉了的,"我是一个无赖" 。
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